Escort Etiquette FAQ
Escort Etiquette FAQ
- Do I have to book online?
- Are online bookings secure?
- Are online bookings discreet?
- What is your cancellation policy?
- Which services do you offer?
- Can I cum twice?
- What about premature ejaculation?
- Can I ask you to wear something?
Do I have to book online?
No, but it can be pretty difficult to get in touch any other way. You are welcome to call or email, however I am generally booked well in advance and it is rarely possible to answer calls, texts, emails etc in time to organise your appointment. The best way to book an appointment is by using the online booking system.
Are online bookings secure?
Yes. Payments are processed by PayPal, your payment details are stored on PayPal's server not mine.
Are online bookings discreet?
Yes. The transaction will appear on your bank statement as XXXXX
When you use the online booking system you will receive two text massages. The first message is sent to verify your phone number. The second text message contains your confirmation code and the address to attend. You will not receive any other communications as a result of using the booking system.
What is your cancellation policy?
Cancellation requests should be made by email or text message no later than 24 hours before the start of the appointment time. Cancellation requests must include a valid booking reference. Cancellation requests received with less than 24 hours notice will not be approved and the cost of the appointment is payable in full. Cancellation requests that do not contain a valid booking reference will not be approved and the cost of the appointment is payable in full.
Failure to attend an appointment within 10 minutes of the booked start time may curtail the appointment duration. The cost of the appointment is payable in full.
Amendment requests should be made by email or text message no later than 24 hours before the start of the appointment time. Amendment requests must include a valid booking reference. Amendment requests, received with a minimum of 24 hours notice, will be approved subject to availability. Amendment requests received with less than 24 hours notice will not be approved and the cost of the appointment is payable in full. Amendment requests that do not contain a valid booking reference will not be approved and the cost of the appointment is payable in full.
You are entitled to a 100% refund if you cancel with more than 24 hours notice. You are entitled to a 100% refund if I cancel your appointment. If you cancel with less than 24 hours notice you are NOT entitled to a refund. If you fail to arrive for your appointment you are NOT entitled to a refund. If you arrive more than 10 minutes late for your appointment you are NOT entitled to a refund.
Clients must have a shower upon arrival. You may choose to have a shower at the end of the appointment. Showers (both before and after) are taken within the booked appointment time.
This is your time to unwind and let go of life's vexations. In the interest of being completely transparent and to avoid misunderstandings, the length of the appointment you book is the length of the session in totality. Therefore the length of the massage you receive will depend on your arrival time (I cannot add time to the end of your session if you arrive late), how long you take to shower etc etc.
Which services do you offer?
Herewith a fairly comprehensive list of my likes and dislikes. If anything is unclear please call me to discuss. Please do not book online if you have unanswered questions about permitted/prohibited activities etc.
Can I cum twice?
No. This for those who want to explore and to be sensual. I don't do fuck-fest sex.
What about premature ejaculation?
I suggest a tantric massage approach to the session. A tantric massage can sensitise the body in a manner conducive to prolonged foreplay and intercourse. Else wise, look for an escort that offers an all-you-can-eat menu.
Do I have to have a massage?
All my sessions contain an element of massage (performed on the bed). If you do not enjoy, or do not want to be massaged, do not book me. You can read more tantric massage and erotic massage before you decide if you would like to book an appointment.
Do you use oil?
Yes. It is unscented, organic apricot kernel oil. Apricot kernel oil is suitable for even the most sensitive skin and it has the least scent of all oils (that horrible slightly musky scent you often experience is most likely cheap almond oil. I do not use almost oil). You are welcome to shower after and unscented tolitaries are provided.
Can I ask you to wear something?
No. I do not cater for apparel requests. I wear delicate lingerie, stockings or hold-up, heels and beautifully natural make-up as standard.
Can I shower?
Yes. You are required to have a shower upon arrival. You may choose to have a shower afterwards. Showers are taken within your appointment time. Unscented tolitaries are provided.
Where are you located?
I'm very close to South Kensington tube station. I have sole use of a private apartment. For more about my location see the contact page.
Do you entertain couples?
No. Never. Not interested.
Do you entertain women?
Sometimes, if you are breathtakingly beautiful and call to discuss yourself (hubby calling on your behalf doesn't work for me).
A few little things.
Firstly, this is a gentle quiet encounter. Please do not babble at me. I'm really not interested and I feel small-talk detracts from what could otherwise be a gorgeous encounter.
Secondly, please arrive on time. Not early. Not late. If you are early, there is a Costa two minutes away, please grab a coffee (chances are I am getting ready and I do not like to be rushed). If you are late, your appointment time may be curtailed.
Fianlly, It's a shame I have to be so blunt but one has to deal with 'all-sorts'. If you are a genuine, lovely client I am a genuine, lovely escort :-) and I hope you find the blunt transparency useful, I find it is the best way to ensure we both know, from the outset, where we stand.